December 2011
135 posts
“Write drunk, edit sober.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via thatkindofwoman)
lonelynotalone asked: What part of Alabama are you from?
my week consists of working at belk, drinking too much yuengling, laughing with my family, completing last minute xmas shopping, missing mj, and hating my fucking allergies.
i can’t wait to go home and have access to a stocked pantry and refrigerator 24/7
only at umass could i get drunk 2 nights in a row during finals week
well today has decided to do a complete 180. fucking fuck. can’t rely on anyone. gonna blast bon iver to make me feel better.
in high school:
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
why doesn’t internet want me to watch new dexter?